One of the blogs I follow is Real Johnson. If you are ever looking for a good laugh or just want to waste some time online feel free to check it out.
May I please recommend the answer Real hipster gives a reader seeking advice on how to impress a girl. Funny, witty and ridicilous.
p.s. Johnson your answer to 'the patriot' was weak. Quoting miss teen usa? Who cares about teen usa. Even 3 years ago it got way too much media attention. Please try again.